I Am So Tired. Reblogged from blogger “Someone Fat Happened.”
Helping the Victims of Hurricane Sandy or Why Americans Rock
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Helping the Victims of Hurricane Sandy or Why Americans Rock. Reblogged from blogger “Someone Fat Happened.”
Arion
This would be good music while studying!
Make the World a Better Place
You Are The Change. You Are The Hope
Reblogged from: http://ourtinyearth.com You Are The Change. You Are The Hope.
#10ArtistsIWantToMeet
#10ArtistsIWantToMeet Beyoncé, Toby Mac, Superchick, Blake Shelton, PSY, Alan Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Elvis Presley, David Crowder, #1: God
My Life: The Circus – Play-by-play
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Emmaleigh: [shuts bedroom door]: “Oh yeah, here we go!”
[click: Radio blares at high volume]
Katie: [from her bed]: “MOM!!!!!”
Me: (thinks to herself): “oh no the neighbors!”
Me: (in a bionic manner) [leaps from chair, runs from living room, down the hall, opens Katie's door]: “I’m on it!” [closes door, runs further, opens Em's door]
Emmaleigh: (moments before the door opens) [turns off radio and dives for the bed]
Me: [runs for the bedside table where the radio usually is, slides 6 inches on a plastic hanger, then falls to floor on derriere] “Ahh!”
Emmaleigh: [laughing hysterically] “Mom! You just fell in slow motion..hahahahaha.”
Me: [silently rocks body while holding wounded foot previously caught under bedside table]
Emmaleigh: [still laughing at my misery] “What the crap?!”
Me: [slightly recovered, lifts self from floor, laughing hysterically, picks up cowboy boot] “You should be in trouble for that! Maybe I should whoop your butt with this boot…hahahaha.”
Emmaleigh: [still laughing] “That’s not going to do anything. haha”
Me: [trips over blankets, falls on top of daughter, laughs hysterically]
Emmaleigh: [continues laughing] “Mom, why are you on top of me?!”
Me: [still laughing] “Because I need to pee.”
Emmaleigh [stops laughing] “Then why are you on my bed?!”
Me: [laughs more] “Because I need to pee!”
Both: [continue to laugh hysterically while checking out my wounded foot]
Emmaleigh: “Now tuck me in, woman….”
Me: [throws blankets over dorky kid's head]: “There!”
Emmaleigh: “No, do it in a righteous way.”
Me: [turns out light, closes door] “Night!”
Swagbucks is the only search engine you should use!
And another…couldn’t resist!
“Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.” — http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new-chuck-norris-facts?page=1
Here’s a joke while I’m building my blog…
“When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.” — http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
